Lonely.

I sent a postcard to myself in the future on Animal Crossing. It’s dated to arrive in a month. It reads:

hai. are you still alone?

Playing Animal Crossing: New Horizons

I got Animal Crossing, since a lot of friends were raving about it being good for being holed up for the time being. My first reaction to it? From the slack channel dedicated to this game:

gwenix uhm… so I’m an indentured servant?

[…]

gwenix geezus, this game is basically Early American Experience, but without all the pesky indigenous habitants in the way.

[…]

gwenix OK, I am no longer an indentured servant and am now a good little capitalist consumer.

No one else was as amused by this as I was.

No, I don’t Twitch

My team lead asked why I don’t stream my games. Well, it’s because doing these silly little recaps are funny and entertaining, but if you watched me in real time, it’d be more like…

“GAWDDAMNIT BALL GET ON THE DAMN PLATEAU I HAVE BEEN BLOODY TRYING TO DO THIS FOR 3 FUCKING HOURS”

By the way, that is where I am currently stuck in a quest. Stupid Thunder Plateau.

Splatoon 2

I am currently playing Splatoon 2. There isn’t really much to write about, I just run around and frantically paint everything in sight.

 

In other words, this is the best game ever.